The Demise of Joel's Dreadlocks Fundraiser!

After 20 years of having long hair, 8 of which with dreadlocks, I've decided they have to go! This nothing to do with me turning 35 this year and feeling old, honest. Despite defining my look for so long, and taking up most of my spare time to maintain, they've never done anything that positive, until now!

My grandmother, Mary Keepence, has recently moved into Coombe End Court in Marlborough, which specialises in dementia care, and I'd like to raise some funds to help the wonderful people who work so hard there. If we can make even one day slightly better for all the residents, then it will be worth it.

Here's how it's going to work: on Saturday April 26th you can come and cut one of my 63 dreadlocks off for the absolute minimum charge of £10 (or as much as you think my 8 year creations are worth!), and it will be yours to keep forever! Or you know, immediately throw it in the bin, it's up to you! If you don't like the idea of cutting my hair (why not!!!) then everyone at Coombe End Court will be very happy for any donation you would like to send.

Please pledge as much as you can, as soon as you can, and make this massive life change I'm about to embark on worth it, thank you!!!

Ps. Does anyone know a good hairdresser than can make me look half human afterwards? I'm scared!