Banish Tim's beard!

I am very much aware that many of my friends absolutely detest my beard and moustache and would love for me to get rid of it. So now is your chance to see it banished!

Syzygy is in need of a new car and so I thought I'd do a sponsored shave to raise some much needed funds. All you have to do is donate sufficient money to this campaign and as if by magic a clean-shaven Tim will appear and guarantee to keep shaving for at least a year!

BUT!! The pogonophiles have their own rival campaign and they will be donating to preserve the hirsute status quo.

Whichever fund has more money in it at 6pm (UK time) on 31st August 2019 will be declared the winner and the result will be announced the following morning.

Whichever your preference, the more you donate to Syzygy, the bigger the chance of seeing your preferred version of Tim!